Sunday, March 09, 2008

Dear Vampire Weekend: You are a ska band.

Saying you invented a genre called "Upper West Side Soweto" makes you seem delusional, pretentious and racist.



This isn't helped by the fact that your lead singer looks and dresses like the Kennedy kid who raped a woman & fled the country.... And the Kennedy kid who raped his babysitter & skied into a tree.... And, come to think of it, the Kennedy kid who bashed that little girl in the head with a golf club....

All I'm saying is you might wanna turn the douchebag dial down to 11 before your concerts start filling up with angry South Africans and the fathers of pregnant teenagers.


2 comments:

jasonc said...

Equating someone to a rapist based on their similar attire is dangerous (and slanderous) business. If they weren't white, you couldn't get away with it.

Anonymous said...

jasonc is a rapist.