Is there any way he can avoid becoming Josh Charles?
Friday, May 09, 2008
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7 comments:
Well, sure, there is a way. He can read your blog. Duh.
Shia Labeouf an annoying little Jew. Only getting the roles he's getting because everyone in Hollywood is Jewish and so blindly obsessed with money and themselves... that they don't realize most of America isn't Jewish, doesn't like jews, and doesn't want the new Indian Jones movie ruined by this dork. He's like four feet tall - big nose, and a massive NERD.
I'm relatively certain that you are an imbecile. Why would Shia want to avoid being an actor who is deeply respected for his craft -AND - consistently does outstanding stage, film, and TV work???
Oh wait, I'm sorry: Josh Charles doesn't do enough stupid Hollywood movies for you. He won't take roles in worthless crap and is content to work when he wants to.
Yes it must be nice to be an actor who is secure enough in himself to CHOOSE work, rather than being a bottom feeder.
Like you, Paula.
Dear Josh Charles' mom,
I do not normally respond to comments, but I felt the need to make a rare exception on this post.
What I meant by "becoming Josh Charles" was the likelihood that Shia, too, may suddenly drop from Hollywood favor - despite his immense talent.
I grew up hearing about hometown Baltimore boy Josh Charles and I had a huge crush on him for years. I still think he's terribly underrated and adorable.
But I also think he'd rather be starring in a feature film than playing "Jake" on 'In Treatment'.
Love,
People Paula
PS - Could everyone please stop hiding behind "Anonymous" when posting their comments?
I mean, it's getting pretty hard to tell the Nazis from the pussies.
Dear Anazimous,
You appear to have stumbled into the Antisemite's Paradox. On the one hand, you argue that Mr. LaBeouf is being hired because he is Jewish and that Hollywood is "blindly obsessed with money." But, you point out, Americans don't like Jews and don't want to see them in Indian [sic] Jones. Well, if Americans won't watch Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones, how will Hollywood attain the money with which they are obsessed? Either they hire people that nobody likes and they make no money, or they hire people that everyone likes and they do make money. Under your analysis, they hire people that nobody likes in order to make lots of money. Are you beginning to see the flaw in your logic?
Put another way, if anyone sought you out as their target audience (and why wouldn't they - you seem to be an arbiter of good taste), they would simply make a movie about NASCAR in which people get kicked in the crotch every thirty seconds. And NO NERDS OR DORKS of course.
Yours Jewly,
Paula's Jewish Friend
Can I be a Nazi and a pussy? It sounds kind of sexy in a deviant way.
Why is it whenever I google to see if an actor is Jewish, I invariably land on a number of links to blogs or websites containing antisemitic comments and theories about hollywood, movies, Jews in general? It's quite unnerving!!!
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